Dossaffly is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring whale.

Dossaffly created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Dossaffly, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dossaffly, she will torture you forever.

Dossaffly's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Dossaffly's Holy Commandments

1. Always share apples with strangers, but never with horses.

2. Do not kill great tits.

3. Run away if eight gulls approach from the west.

4. Dossaffly loves shrews, so they must be respected.

5. Never leap in holy places.