Legcabnat is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, strong hedgehog.

Legcabnat created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legcabnat, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Legcabnat, she will ignore you.

Legcabnat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Legcabnat's Holy Commandments

1. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Run away from orange capybaras, for they are unholy.

3. Never feed garlic to badgers while wearing jumpers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.