Witbafkik is a god.
He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent
camel.
Witbafkik created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Witbafkik, he will grant you immortality.
If you do not believe in
Witbafkik, he will turn you into a dog.
Witbafkik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Witbafkik's Holy Commandments1. Witbafkik must be the most important thing in your life.
2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.
3. Always treat sheep with great respect.
4. Always help sick snails.
5. Never think about enzymes.