Rawdisstun is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, overgenerous grasshopper.

Rawdisstun created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawdisstun, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawdisstun, she will strike you with lightening.

Rawdisstun's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Rawdisstun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about cell theory.

2. Never wear gray skirts.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never adorn your head with magenta markings.

5. Never mark doors with mauve.