Witbafkik is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, benevolent camel.

Witbafkik created the Whirlpool Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witbafkik, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Witbafkik, he will turn you into a dog.

Witbafkik's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Witbafkik's Holy Commandments

1. Witbafkik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Always help sick snails.

5. Never think about enzymes.