Kenlatnill is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, humorless scorpion.

Kenlatnill created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenlatnill, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kenlatnill, it will turn you into a sheep.

Kenlatnill's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Kenlatnill's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during autumn.

2. Pray only in darkness.

3. Never sit in the presence of elders.

4. Never eat cucumbers.

5. Shun those given to vanity.