Somlitlen is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, confident frog.

Somlitlen created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Somlitlen, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Somlitlen, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Somlitlen's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Somlitlen's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if nine goats approach from the south.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Somlitlen loves whales, so they must be honoured.

5. Worship no other gods but Somlitlen.