Flyhonbop is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, unsympathetic butterfly.

Flyhonbop created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flyhonbop, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Flyhonbop, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Flyhonbop's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Flyhonbop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of dark energy near sacred fires.

2. Always help sick ants.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near moths while wearing black stockings.

4. Never mix grapes with blood.

5. Flyhonbop must be the most important thing in your life.