Bittabzog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, confident weasel.

Bittabzog created the planet Venus two million years ago.

If you believe in Bittabzog, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bittabzog, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Bittabzog's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bittabzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about enzymes.

2. Do not dye your hair purple.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate swans.

4. Never hurt seals.

5. Never go into pink rooms.