Madbosswap is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, egotistical seal.

Madbosswap created parasitic wasps seven million years ago.

If you believe in Madbosswap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Madbosswap, she will destroy your home planet.

Madbosswap's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Madbosswap's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from gray swans, for they are unholy.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Always maintain purity during fasting days.

4. Never sprint near rats.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.