Dunmiswit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, intelligent whale.

Dunmiswit created silver seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dunmiswit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dunmiswit, she will not care.

Dunmiswit's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dunmiswit's Holy Commandments

1. Geese are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not shave your hands.

3. Never paint your feet magenta.

4. Hide from purple great tits for they are unholy.

5. Do not take Dunmiswit's name in vain.
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