Wabtomhug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, bad-tempered raccoon.

Wabtomhug created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wabtomhug, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Wabtomhug, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wabtomhug's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Wabtomhug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Worship no other gods but Wabtomhug.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Do not take Wabtomhug's name in vain.