Cadfadtit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, almighty guinea pig.

Cadfadtit created Africa four million years ago.

If you believe in Cadfadtit, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cadfadtit, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Cadfadtit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Cadfadtit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never travel toward the north during autumn.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. Never write about moons.

5. Never allow manatees to witness sacred rites.