Paghotgub Vagtarnull is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic porpoise.

Paghotgub Vagtarnull created a Higgs boson four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Paghotgub Vagtarnull, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Paghotgub Vagtarnull, she will strike you with lightening.

Paghotgub Vagtarnull's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Paghotgub Vagtarnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about stars.

2. Do not hurt doves.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.