Lidyimvon is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, impressive owl.

Lidyimvon created viruses seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Lidyimvon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lidyimvon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Lidyimvon's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Lidyimvon's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

2. Put Lidyimvon first in all things.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never wear orange shorts on sacred days.

5. Do not record numbers concerning comets.