Narlcimdav is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, bad-tempered
aardvark.
Narlcimdav created matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Narlcimdav, he will ignore you forever.
If you do not believe in
Narlcimdav, he will try to impress you with trees.
Narlcimdav's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Narlcimdav's Holy Commandments1. Never eat bark.
2. Never talk about fire.
3. Never feed lots of cherries to snails while wearing yellow kilts.
4. Never wear shirts.
5. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.