Bamhatcud is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unthoughtful unicorn.

Bamhatcud created snails seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bamhatcud, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bamhatcud, it will ignore you.

Bamhatcud's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bamhatcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

2. Do not eat wheat.

3. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.

4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

5. Always share tomatoes with strangers, but never with tortoises.