Quagbetrak is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, conceited bee.

Quagbetrak created water seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagbetrak, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quagbetrak, he will curse you with boils.

Quagbetrak's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Quagbetrak's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not hurt badgers.

4. Always wear white.

5. Erect a large carbon sculpture of Quagbetrak on top of all buildings.
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