Gep is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, weak rhinoceros.

Gep created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gep, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gep, she will strike you with lightening.

Gep's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gep's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Do not take Gep's name in vain.

5. Hide if eight swans approach from the north.
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