Nulltagvig is a god.
She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, sapient
wyrm.
Nulltagvig created the Cigar Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nulltagvig, she will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Nulltagvig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Nulltagvig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Nulltagvig's Holy Commandments1. Always pray immersed in water.
2. Hide from cyan capybaras for they are unholy.
3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.
4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Learn three new languages a year.