Bedkarloop Mincanlik is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, effective guinea pig.

Bedkarloop Mincanlik created a strange quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bedkarloop Mincanlik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bedkarloop Mincanlik, she will manifest in front of you.

Bedkarloop Mincanlik's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bedkarloop Mincanlik's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never talk about dark energy.

3. Never go into indigo rooms.

4. Do not fashion tools from silver.

5. Never approach rivers carrying bone.