Renmutvon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless raven.

Renmutvon created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Renmutvon, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Renmutvon, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Renmutvon's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Renmutvon's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always look after injured tortoises.

3. Always remove jumpers before entering holy places.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Renmutvon on top of all buildings.

5. Never think ill of sick rats.