Ratshavmat Sogxingeb is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, self-confident wyrm.

Ratshavmat Sogxingeb created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ratshavmat Sogxingeb, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Ratshavmat Sogxingeb, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ratshavmat Sogxingeb's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Ratshavmat Sogxingeb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear carbon on your body.

2. Pray only in shadows.

3. Ratshavmat Sogxingeb must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Shun those given to vanity.

5. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.