Nillcusshotged is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, self-confident cat.

Nillcusshotged created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillcusshotged, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nillcusshotged, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nillcusshotged's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nillcusshotged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat bananas.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Run away if four foxes approach from the west.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.
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