Dablimkem is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sapient owl.

Dablimkem created an up quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dablimkem, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dablimkem, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dablimkem's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Dablimkem's Holy Commandments

1. Put Dablimkem first in all things.

2. Do not eat peas.

3. Never talk about spacetime near nematodes while wearing yellow dresses and balancing five iron spheres on your arms.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Never look at black holes.