Safflowkam is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered dove.

Safflowkam created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Safflowkam, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Safflowkam, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Safflowkam's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Safflowkam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not name children after foxes.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Always remove rings before touching gold.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in cyan.