Nurbopcem is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying badger.

Nurbopcem created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurbopcem, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Nurbopcem, he will turn you into a frog.

Nurbopcem's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Nurbopcem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Run away from magenta porpoises, for they are unholy.