Gedbaptit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unsympathetic naga.

Gedbaptit created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Gedbaptit, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Gedbaptit, it will destroy your home solar system.

Gedbaptit's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gedbaptit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

3. Worship no other gods but Gedbaptit.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Put Gedbaptit first in all things.