Binriprip Vedvaddum is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud weasel.

Binriprip Vedvaddum created a quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Binriprip Vedvaddum, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Binriprip Vedvaddum, it will think nothing of it.

Binriprip Vedvaddum's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Binriprip Vedvaddum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

3. Learn six new languages a year.

4. Do not hurt birds.

5. Always wear magenta.