Nabbidkop is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sapient naga.

Nabbidkop created snails nine million years ago.

If you believe in Nabbidkop, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nabbidkop, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Nabbidkop's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Nabbidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Aardvarks are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.