Weeyakbot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, witless owl.

Weeyakbot created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weeyakbot, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Weeyakbot, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Weeyakbot's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Weeyakbot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak sacred words in summer.

2. Erect seven silicon sculptures of Weeyakbot on top of important buildings.

3. Worship no other gods but Weeyakbot.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.