Sagvedmum is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage seal.

Sagvedmum created life two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagvedmum, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sagvedmum, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Sagvedmum's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Sagvedmum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record names concerning nebulae.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always help horses.

4. Never leap in the presence of snakes.

5. Do not stand on grass.