Pomhiming is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, thoughtless
tortoise.
Pomhiming created gold two million years ago.
If you believe in
Pomhiming, she will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Pomhiming, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.
Pomhiming's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Pomhiming's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your chest orange.
2. Never think ill of sick seals.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.
5. Never eat bark.