Gencutlab is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, confident gnu.

Gencutlab created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gencutlab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gencutlab, she will turn you into a hamster.

Gencutlab's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gencutlab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never talk about chlorophyll.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help whales.

5. Do not turn your face toward south.