Mutstancedlatpark is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, competent crow.

Mutstancedlatpark created the solar system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mutstancedlatpark, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mutstancedlatpark, he will try to impress you with trees.

Mutstancedlatpark's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Mutstancedlatpark's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never write about archaea.

4. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Mutstancedlatpark in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never mention mites.