Kadbogmon is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, clever lizard.

Kadbogmon created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadbogmon, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Kadbogmon, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Kadbogmon's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Kadbogmon's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always help sick great tits.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.