Weestiggig is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, competent chicken.

Weestiggig created the Sunflower Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Weestiggig, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Weestiggig, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Weestiggig's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Weestiggig's Holy Commandments

1. Weestiggig must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Never eat corn on days of mourning.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not contemplate quantum field theory during the night.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.