Butzigmisced is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, self-assured badger.

Butzigmisced created the Black Eye Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Butzigmisced, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Butzigmisced, it will throw large rocks at you.

Butzigmisced's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Butzigmisced's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair red.

4. Always remove corsets before entering holy places.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.