Veggepwot is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, calm grasshopper.

Veggepwot created the Sol system eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Veggepwot, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Veggepwot, it will refuse to believe in you.

Veggepwot's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Veggepwot's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Hide if four hamsters approach from the north.

5. Respect your elders.