Bimgebkad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, merciless wasp.

Bimgebkad created a charm quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bimgebkad, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bimgebkad, it will come to you in dreams.

Bimgebkad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Bimgebkad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never mention shrews.

5. Put Bimgebkad first in all things.