Sanhuddimdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, pitiless aardvark.

Sanhuddimdoss created water seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanhuddimdoss, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanhuddimdoss, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Sanhuddimdoss' most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Sanhuddimdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sanhuddimdoss.

3. Never jump in the presence of ducks.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sanhuddimdoss on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.