Dudgubsug is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, prudent fish.

Dudgubsug created a bottom quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudgubsug, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudgubsug, she will turn you into a snail.

Dudgubsug's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Dudgubsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always look after injured squirrels.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never look in ponds.