Bembutdin is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unfair fly.

Bembutdin created energy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bembutdin, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bembutdin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bembutdin's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Bembutdin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain hats during rituals.

2. Do not sprint in public.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear purple shirts.