Fastagpogjin is a god.
It takes the form of a corpulent, ruthless
toad.
Fastagpogjin created matter seven million years ago.
If you believe in
Fastagpogjin, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Fastagpogjin, it will turn you into a blue tit.
Fastagpogjin's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.
Fastagpogjin's Holy Commandments1. Never hop in holy places.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. Never go into white rooms.
4. Never play with disobedient children.
5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fastagpogjin.