Dincatwikdumsterjopmadlit is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, ruthless lion.

Dincatwikdumsterjopmadlit created the Sunflower Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dincatwikdumsterjopmadlit, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dincatwikdumsterjopmadlit, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dincatwikdumsterjopmadlit's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Dincatwikdumsterjopmadlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dincatwikdumsterjopmadlit's priests.

2. Learn six new languages a year.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate voles.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Dincatwikdumsterjopmadlit.

5. Never talk about spacetime near monkeys while wearing purple stockings.