Cunkom is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, thoughtless ferret.

Cunkom created the Sol system six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cunkom, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cunkom, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Cunkom's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Cunkom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare lentils while filled with joy.

2. Cunkom must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not consume nuts at dawn.