Shavkarbuskadsombentom is a god.

It takes the form of a large, astonishing zebra.

Shavkarbuskadsombentom created an atom eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Shavkarbuskadsombentom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Shavkarbuskadsombentom, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Shavkarbuskadsombentom's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Shavkarbuskadsombentom's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near sheep.

2. Never feed lots of bread to tortoises while wearing magenta boots.

3. Never run in holy places.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. You must pray to Shavkarbuskadsombentom three times a day.