Fatstipsog is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, all-powerful bear.

Fatstipsog created everything that exists eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatstipsog, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fatstipsog, she will boil you in a big pot.

Fatstipsog's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fatstipsog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not leap in public.

3. Never wear turquoise dresses.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Never think about galaxies.