Talbusflow Zagbodzagquillipraw Bisskadster is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, almighty salamander.

Talbusflow Zagbodzagquillipraw Bisskadster created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Talbusflow Zagbodzagquillipraw Bisskadster, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Talbusflow Zagbodzagquillipraw Bisskadster, she will manifest in front of you.

Talbusflow Zagbodzagquillipraw Bisskadster's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Talbusflow Zagbodzagquillipraw Bisskadster's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never speak aloud of signs.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Talbusflow Zagbodzagquillipraw Bisskadster on top of all buildings.

5. Fast once a month.