Citkadgon is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, strong goat.

Citkadgon created the solar system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Citkadgon, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Citkadgon, she will strike you with lightening.

Citkadgon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Citkadgon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not bounce in public.

2. Erect a large lead sculpture of Citkadgon on top of all buildings.

3. Never skip in the presence of shrews.

4. Never feed lots of grapes to ants while wearing purple corsets.

5. Never talk about nebulae.