Zanhinditduthotflymid Funflisnar is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, calm ant.

Zanhinditduthotflymid Funflisnar created the world two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zanhinditduthotflymid Funflisnar, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zanhinditduthotflymid Funflisnar, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Zanhinditduthotflymid Funflisnar's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Zanhinditduthotflymid Funflisnar's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Never speak aloud of names.

4. Always look after injured goats.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zanhinditduthotflymid Funflisnar.