Hitabdad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, sapient rat.

Hitabdad created dark energy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hitabdad, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Hitabdad, she will laugh at you.

Hitabdad's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Hitabdad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo corsets on sacred days.

2. Always make sure there are no snails in a building before entering it.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

5. Do not wear aluminium on your body.