Fomsigcen is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, unfair hydra.

Fomsigcen created an electron nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomsigcen, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fomsigcen, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Fomsigcen's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Fomsigcen's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Fomsigcen in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not hurt monkeys.

5. Always help voles.