Bigkamjop is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind raccoon.

Bigkamjop created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bigkamjop, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bigkamjop, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Bigkamjop's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Bigkamjop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Always help otters.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near tapirs while wearing cyan scarves and balancing six silver spheres on your face.

4. Do not speak of thermodynamics near sacred fires.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.