Dubmottal is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, staggering salamander.

Dubmottal created the Milkyway five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubmottal, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Dubmottal, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Dubmottal's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Dubmottal's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Heed all signs.

4. Never sprint in the presence of mites.

5. Never eat green fruit.