Jamjabrull is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous hedgehog.

Jamjabrull created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamjabrull, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jamjabrull, he will not care.

Jamjabrull's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Jamjabrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Run away if three goats approach from the north.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.