Dagkoncan Xuczedxin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly fat, two-faced walrus.

Dagkoncan Xuczedxin created everything that exists eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dagkoncan Xuczedxin, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Dagkoncan Xuczedxin, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Dagkoncan Xuczedxin's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Dagkoncan Xuczedxin's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of names.

2. Worship no other gods but Dagkoncan Xuczedxin.

3. Do not speak about parsnips.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never fashion tools from bone.