Mifjipqueegnuttbod is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, benevolent turtle.

Mifjipqueegnuttbod created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mifjipqueegnuttbod, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Mifjipqueegnuttbod, it will not invite you to parties.

Mifjipqueegnuttbod's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Mifjipqueegnuttbod's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Always treat snakes with great respect.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.