Mabdisslarn is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, compassionate coyote.

Mabdisslarn created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mabdisslarn, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Mabdisslarn, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Mabdisslarn's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Mabdisslarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Always wear magenta.

5. Do not trade with those who eat garlic.