Fenjinleg is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, witless jackal.

Fenjinleg created the Cigar Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenjinleg, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fenjinleg, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fenjinleg's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Fenjinleg's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with joy.

2. Run away if five capybaras approach from the east.

3. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.

4. Never speak at midnight.

5. Never mention great tits.