Podarfhub is a god.

He takes the form of a large, all-knowing whale.

Podarfhub created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Podarfhub, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Podarfhub, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Podarfhub's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Podarfhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never think about quantum field theory.

3. Never wear cyan shorts.

4. Do not eat tomatoes.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.