Zakbabcamfom is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, smart dingo.

Zakbabcamfom created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zakbabcamfom, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zakbabcamfom, she will think nothing of it.

Zakbabcamfom's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Zakbabcamfom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never look at nebulae.

4. You must pray to Zakbabcamfom four times a day.

5. Worship no other gods but Zakbabcamfom.