Libdamcamxin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tiresome eagle.

Libdamcamxin created the planet Saturn six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libdamcamxin, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Libdamcamxin, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Libdamcamxin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Libdamcamxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Libdamcamxin's name in vain.

2. Libdamcamxin must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

4. Never skip near moths.

5. Dogs are unholy and should not be approached.