Flantonmad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, emotional raven.

Flantonmad created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Flantonmad, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Flantonmad, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Flantonmad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Flantonmad's Holy Commandments

1. Never adorn your face with yellow markings.

2. Worship no other gods but Flantonmad.

3. Never write about chromosomes.

4. Do not record names concerning asteroids.

5. Do not keep six porpoises in a large pit.