Beghigcit is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, happy raccoon.

Beghigcit created humankind two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Beghigcit, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Beghigcit, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Beghigcit's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Beghigcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

2. Never bounce in the presence of doves.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Always wear cyan.

5. Do not laugh in public.