Faddussvid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awesome butterfly.

Faddussvid created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Faddussvid, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Faddussvid, it will strike you with lightening.

Faddussvid's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Faddussvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not keep eight nematodes in a large pit.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never wear indigo scarves.

5. Respect your elders.