Latdodbiss is a god.
It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring
mouse.
Latdodbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Latdodbiss, it will make you immortal.
If you do not believe in
Latdodbiss, it will turn you into a sheep.
Latdodbiss' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Latdodbiss' Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.
2. Hide if nine goats approach from the west.
3. Never eat bark.
4. Learn six new languages a year.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.