Latdodbiss is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, uncaring mouse.

Latdodbiss created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latdodbiss, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Latdodbiss, it will turn you into a sheep.

Latdodbiss' most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Latdodbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

2. Hide if nine goats approach from the west.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Learn six new languages a year.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.