Higmetbim Bifnutbidbog is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, selfish manatee.

Higmetbim Bifnutbidbog created a bottom quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Higmetbim Bifnutbidbog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Higmetbim Bifnutbidbog, it will torture you forever.

Higmetbim Bifnutbidbog's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Higmetbim Bifnutbidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare gooseberries while filled with anger.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching copper.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not step barefoot upon magenta earth.

5. Never handle silicon while unclean.