Bogmiflit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, staggering gnu.

Bogmiflit created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogmiflit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogmiflit, he will think nothing of it.

Bogmiflit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Bogmiflit's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bogmiflit first in all things.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never paint your chest magenta.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.