Wodciss is a god.
It takes the form of a very small, almighty
wren.
Wodciss created an atom four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Wodciss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Wodciss, it will make you grow a tail.
Wodciss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.
Wodciss' Holy Commandments1. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Learn eight new languages a year.
4. Put Wodciss first in all things.
5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.