Wodciss is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, almighty wren.

Wodciss created an atom four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodciss, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wodciss, it will make you grow a tail.

Wodciss' most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Wodciss' Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sharks to witness sacred rites.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Learn eight new languages a year.

4. Put Wodciss first in all things.

5. Do not trade with those who eat melons.