Fomflatjin is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, unselfish fox.

Fomflatjin created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Fomflatjin, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fomflatjin, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Fomflatjin's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fomflatjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never record numbers.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Never whisper while facing north.

4. Erect a large iron sculpture of Fomflatjin on top of all buildings.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.