Flamcemyog Yarpditstaf is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sage dragon.

Flamcemyog Yarpditstaf created the planet Mars five million years ago.

If you believe in Flamcemyog Yarpditstaf, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Flamcemyog Yarpditstaf, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Flamcemyog Yarpditstaf's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Flamcemyog Yarpditstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Put Flamcemyog Yarpditstaf first in all things.

3. Never paint your head cyan.

4. Worship no other gods but Flamcemyog Yarpditstaf.

5. Do not commit murder.