Cidbudveen is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, dishonourable wyvern.

Cidbudveen created the solar system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidbudveen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Cidbudveen, she will not care.

Cidbudveen's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Cidbudveen's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Do not place onions upon stone.