Arp is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, awe-inspiring sheep.

Arp created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arp, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Arp, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Arp's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Arp's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Arp.

2. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Arp in the centre of the settlement.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arp.

5. Never think about bacteria.