Ruttbamgil is a god.

He takes the form of a small, tiresome parrot.

Ruttbamgil created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttbamgil, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Ruttbamgil, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Ruttbamgil's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Ruttbamgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not leap in public.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near nematodes while wearing red shirts.

3. Never bounce near ducks.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.