Vegsidvad is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, egotistical mouse.

Vegsidvad created snails three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vegsidvad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vegsidvad, she will make you grow a tail.

Vegsidvad's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Vegsidvad's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

2. Never wear skirts.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. You must love Vegsidvad.

5. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.