Yatdambog is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, effective dragonfly.

Yatdambog created the Sombrero Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatdambog, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yatdambog, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yatdambog's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Yatdambog's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never run in the presence of nematodes.

3. Never mix tomatoes with oil.

4. Do not sing in public.

5. Never adorn your legs with cyan markings.