Arthon is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, duplicitous hippopotamus.

Arthon created an electron eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arthon, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arthon, he will not care at all.

Arthon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Arthon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not contemplate quantum mechanics during the night.

2. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not eat turnips.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.